Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh
I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music
sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day
houston i have so many problems