titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

16andratchet:

Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh

67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

just-relatable:

want more relatable?
lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

houston i have so many problems